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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

War Target First Contact

This is the mail we send to all of our targets, some of the words are linked to pictures but the links are safe.


Greetings kind Sir or Madam! (probably Sir)

Congratulations !!!


This is an automated message sent to inform you that your corporation has been chosen at random out of the thousands of corporations in EVE Online, to be the next target of Dread Space Inc.! Within 24 hours your ships will begin to explode against your will, or you will be unable to undock for fear of your ships exploding against your will! If you wish to participate in this war, we will gladly explode your ships for you, If not you can pay a one time only fee of 150,000,000 ISK, and the war will be retracted immediately upon payment, and your ships won't have to explode!

This is the one time the 150,000,000 ISK "No Explosions Please!" fee will be offered, if you chose not to pay the "No Explosions Please!" fee, the cost to stop combat will increase by 25,000,000 ISK per day that the war is Active. If you were to allow the War to go its full duration of one week, the cost of the "No Explosions Please!" fee will be 325,000,000 ISK! So it may be in your best interest to simply pay the 150,000,000 ISK or the fee may reach a level which you cannot pay at all, and the war will persist as long as Dread Space Inc. desires it to, perhaps even months!

Please make your "No Explosions Please!" payments to Joseph Dreadloch.
Please direct all other inquiries to our office.

This message has been brought to you by Quafe.
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Thank you, and fly safe!

This message has been authorized by the CEO. of Dread Space Inc. and has been authenticated by Concord. Seal of approval

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